The Adventures of Captain Wrongel
Based on A. Nekrasov's eponymous novel
Thirteenth Episode
- I'll tear you apart,
grind you into powder,
burn you over a slow fire.
Actually, I will come up with something even worse...
I will kick you out
and you will have to
become honest people again.
- Not that...
Anything but that, boss!
- No! No! Anything but that, boss!
Va bene...
- Then remember,
you are above the law.
Follow only my instructions.
Now go.
- Attention! Attention! Breaking news!
- The round-the-world sailing regatta has entered its final leg!
- Out of 30 yachts, only 7 withstood all the obstacles of this unprecedented race,
and are now approaching the finish line.
- This is a truly outstanding group of seven!
- The last stage has just commenced.
In first place is the "Black Cuttlefish", the best yacht of the Enlandian yacht club!
- The number of bets on it are rising sharply!
- The "Loss" yacht, which led the previous leg of the race, cannot leave the starting line
due to absence of Captain Wrongel and sailor Fuchs.
- Judging by how quickly the bets on it have decreased, it seems that nobody believes in the "Loss"'s victory anymore.
- If it isn't Lom!
Lom!
- Christopher Bonifatyevich!
- Lommy!
- Oh, Fuchs, dear! Where have you been?
- And where have you been?
- Pull up the mainsail!
Fix the fore!
Shift to the right!
Great, very good.
Oh-oh, what do we do...
Get some champagne out of the hold!
- What do you mean champagne?
- I said, get some champagne!
- Yes, sir, champagne!
- Hello, hello, boss. Do you hear us?
Hello, hello, boss. Hello, do you hear us?
- I think he doesn't!
- Quiet, you! Hello, boss.
Our coordinates are...
- I don't care about your coordinates.
Remember:
the "Loss" is catching up with the regatta
and the finish line is coming up.
The goods must not be returned.
Therefore, I am allowing you to use the plan
codenamed
"El Dorado".
Act!
- Alright, let's do it all together!
- But what is that? The situation at the finish line has suddenly changed!
What happened to the "Loss"? Where did it come from?
- Just an hour ago, it was hopelessly lagging behind the other seven yachts
but now, not only did the "Loss" catch up with the leaders,
but it is outpacing them, as if it has wings instead of sails!
- No, it is not sailing, it is flying above the waves!
- We get the impression that Captain Wrongel has installed a jet engine!
- But this is against the rules.
- Wait, that is not a jet engine, it is champagne!
But how cleverly it is used!
- No regatta has ever seen such unexpected tricks!
Bravo! Bravo, Captain Wrongel!
"Finish line"
- Boss...
All is lost!
- They got away from us!
- What do we do, boss?
- Va bene...
- Drop everything and go to the yacht club.
Got it?
"Yacht Club"
- Is the Right Honourable Lord and President aware
that at the start of the round-the-world regatta,
the famous Venus statue, stolen from the Royal Gallery,
was moved out aboard the "Loss"?
- The "Venus"? - What?
- Wait a minute, gentlemen!
Yes, yes, that really is what happened.
Fuchs, whom we signed on as a sailor in this city,
brought the Venus statue stolen by him onto the yacht in a contrabass case.
I haven't finished yet!
Fuchs did it because he was blackmailed by the speaker of the yacht club
who, at the same time, is the boss of a group of gangsters.
Just look at that, gentlemen, even now they're trying to steal it from us!
- But where is the Venus statue now?
- Where it belongs,
in the Royal Museum.
Here's a notice
that the postal parcel has been delivered to its destination.
- A delivery to the chief-constable.
Sign here, sir.
- My friends, all sails require a rest,
like seas after a strong gale.
And I'll admit: I'm tired myself,
though I'm a seasoned sailor.
Besides, this story that I tell
reaches its truthful culmination.
I can't believe it either, friends,
but in life, such things happen!
I can't believe it either, friends,
but in life, such things happen!
Voice Actors: Captain Wrongel - Zinoviy Gerdt Lom, Boss - Yevgeniy Papernyy
Agent 00X - Grigoriy Shpigel Fuchs - Georgiy Kishko
- A sea dog, brothers, I've become -
and not 'cause life was boring!
The sea gives me an A++
in Wrongelian studies!
I could become a captain now.
They know me in the Navy.
Though some may not believe us, friends,
in life, all things can happen!
Though some may not believe us, friends,
in life, all things can happen!
- I, old Fuchs, got into a fix
though I, mouse-like, lived quietly.
It was stunning that I escaped
hot water with my feet dry!
But we can't join you any more,
the ending separates us.
We can't believe it either, friends,
but in life, such things happen!
We can't believe it either, friends,
but in life, such things happen!
- Such things happen in life! Isn't that right, my friends?
End of the Film (subs - Жукороп, Niffiwan @ animatsiya.net)